Rob Ford's Toronto

[sweetlou]

why would they be discussing chemo when they don't even know if it's malignant or benign yet?

Because Doug has been to medical school for zero days, which makes him an expert.

 

[Videodrome]

David Rider ‏@dmrider 4m4 minutes ago
Ford on their way down from doctor's office at Mount Sinai

Predictions?

 

[PinkLucy]

So, from the looks of the photos, old Uncle Rob wasn't at the wedding of the year recently, yet now that there is a media op available, here's Doug speaking on Rob's behalf. This family makes me sick.

 

[pud99]

Separated at birth…

 

[pud99]

Predictions?

A mix of sun and cloud with a 100% chance of bullshit.

 

[Videodrome]

Kind of off topic, but I still love this clip.

A mix of sun and cloud with a 100% chance of bullshit.

Rob still looks forward to giving John Tory a "drumming" in 2018.

 

[PinkLucy]

A mix of sun and cloud with a 100% chance of bullshit.

It's pretty windy out there, so a lot of hot air to go with that bullshit

 

[Cooper]

I'm confused. Are we supposed to be getting a statement from the Fords today, or is that just speculation because Rob has a meeting with his doctors?

 

[salsa]

Predictions?

 

[Videodrome]

CP24 ‏@CP24 3m3 minutes ago
According to Doug Ford, doctors say the tumour on Rob Ford's bladder is "consistent" with the tumour that was removed from his abdomen.

Jennifer Pagliaro ‏@jpags 2m2 minutes ago
(@dmrider is at the hospital, I am at city hall) Ford says his brother will go through several rounds of chemo. "Extensive," Doug says.

I would much rather hear this from someone with a medical degree.

 

[salsa]

 

[Videodrome]

CP24 ‏@CP24 5m5 minutes ago
Doug Ford says Rob Ford will "definitely" have to undergo chemotherapy and could face another surgery down the road.

Cynthia Mulligan ‏@CityCynthia 53s53 seconds ago
Doug Ford confirms tumour in Rob Ford's bladder is cancerous. The former Mayor will begin a new round of chemo next week #topoli

Did ever fully recover from the last surgery? I don't believe so.

 

[evvabeing]

So Rob, a man who has only recently been treated over many months for a very large and unusual tumour, spends "several weeks in pain" BEFORE going to the doctor? Uh huh.

he said he had a nurse coming to his house everyday, right? so why not mention the pain to them? i'm guessing they would have told rob to go get it checked out weeks ago.

has no one told rob that time is of the essence when it comes to beating cancer?

 

[Roy's Square]

why would they be discussing chemo when they don't even know if it's malignant or benign yet?

Because Doug is an idiot who says whatever comes into his head . . . anything that might close the sale.

Everything he is saying now is pretty much indistinguishable from—as riffraff said above—the "last time Doug narrated Rob's cancer story."

And much like Rob's re-hab narrative, it all sounds like stuff you or I could've gleaned from lifetime of bad TV dramas.

This new season hasn't even started yet, and I'm already tired of it.

 

[evvabeing]

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