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I heard a funny story about the Fords on the weekend. It's second hand, and just silly gossip, but it made me laugh. Someone I know attended one of the Ford-fest things at Mama Ford's house a couple of years ago in some sort of official function, and actually made it inside the house. It was pretty much what you'd expect inside---cheap, and all the furniture was covered in plastic. Rob was talking to someone in the corner while sweating profusely and continuously dabbing his face with a rag. Then he started gesturing to my friend to take the rag, and of course he was like, "What the Hell...?"
Ford: "Here, take it!"
"Uh, I don't work for you."
"Oh. Uh....sorry, sorry." and then he walks away. Later on Rob was apparently sitting on the couch talking to someone and started yelling " Ma! Ma! Drinks!" Like, literally yelling it to his mother who was in the other part of the house. Then Doug came in wearing acid washed jeans like it was 1988, with his shirt unbuttoned. showing off his gold chains. He plopped himself on the couch, sitting spread-eagled while they both waited for "Ma" to bring drinks.
Again, it's a second-hand anecdote, so take it with a grain of salt, but it sounds like pretty much what I'd imagine.
Ford: "Here, take it!"
"Uh, I don't work for you."
"Oh. Uh....sorry, sorry." and then he walks away. Later on Rob was apparently sitting on the couch talking to someone and started yelling " Ma! Ma! Drinks!" Like, literally yelling it to his mother who was in the other part of the house. Then Doug came in wearing acid washed jeans like it was 1988, with his shirt unbuttoned. showing off his gold chains. He plopped himself on the couch, sitting spread-eagled while they both waited for "Ma" to bring drinks.
Again, it's a second-hand anecdote, so take it with a grain of salt, but it sounds like pretty much what I'd imagine.