sweetlou
Active Member
Maybe Doug is doing constituent visits? You know, garbage collection at high rises on Kipling? Potholes potholes potholes. Maybe a hit or two on a proferred pipe. Beats printing labels, eh?
Nah, Doug's constituent work mostly consists of acting faux Lord-of-the-Manor around the poors. Handing out twenties, shoving pizza in the faces of little kids, showing up to photo ops with a brand new unused chain saw.