CalgarianExOntarian
Active Member
Rob Ford, still setting the bar as low as it will go
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/glob...the-bar-as-low-as-it-will-go/article17834090/
"Mr. Ford’s message to the voting public is this: I may have smoked crack while in office and I may have lied to your faces about it; and shady characters in the drug underworld may have recorded me on a cellphone video while smoking said crack; and I may have a very close friend who has been charged with extortion related to attempts to recover that video from gang members after its existence became public knowledge; and I may have been recorded on other occasions ranting, incoherent, inebriated death threats and calling the Chief of Police unmentionable names; and I may have referred to my wife in a startlingly vulgar manner; and I may have purchased illegal drugs while in office; and I may have driven drunk; and I may have alienated the entire City Council and been politically neutered; and I may have made Toronto, in particular, and Canada, in general, a laughingstock; but I have done nothing wrong."
Folks, do I hafta tell ya again how a hunnert percent biast the wine sippin media elite is against the best mayor Tronna ever had?
--Doug Ford, cognizant that many recent council votes were, like, 40-2, or 39-3, not whatever-1.
Seriously, way to go, G&M.