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Premier Doug Ford's Ontario

Christine Elliott was also asking for my dollar. My $10membership has resulted in a slew of emails and phone calls.
 
Ok, the guy says he has a plan for balancing the budget, etc. Have you guys emailed the tit asking him to actually elaborate on what his plan is?

The guy's "plan" is so effective that it's a secret he keeps in his head so that the "champagne socialists" and "latte liberals" and "elites" don't have a chance to discern what it is in order to sabotage his obviously extensive planning?

I wish one of his leadership rivals would publicly tell him that he's talking shit. To his face, preferably. I don't care which. Anyone. Just straight up: "What's your plan, Doug? You don't have one, Doug. Stop talking shit, Doug."
Bonus if they throw in: "You're a joke, Doug."

Mind you, I live in Etobicoke so maybe he'll show up at my doorstep some day in the next few months and I can tell him myself. Oooooh, that'd be like a second Christmas for me! Then he can call me an "espresso citizen of nowhere" and I can have a laugh and tell him that I do more work with my hands in a week than he has in his entire life and that he needs to get his elitist arse out from my doorstep. "I'll take your 20$ though, bud."
 
I am getting emails and phone calls from all of the candidates except Doug. I guess I won’t be voting for him!
 
Ok, the guy says he has a plan for balancing the budget, etc. Have you guys emailed the tit asking him to actually elaborate on what his plan is?

The guy's "plan" is so effective that it's a secret he keeps in his head so that the "champagne socialists" and "latte liberals" and "elites" don't have a chance to discern what it is in order to sabotage his obviously extensive planning?

I wish one of his leadership rivals would publicly tell him that he's talking shit. To his face, preferably. I don't care which. Anyone. Just straight up: "What's your plan, Doug? You don't have one, Doug. Stop talking shit, Doug."
Bonus if they throw in: "You're a joke, Doug."

Mind you, I live in Etobicoke so maybe he'll show up at my doorstep some day in the next few months and I can tell him myself. Oooooh, that'd be like a second Christmas for me! Then he can call me an "espresso citizen of nowhere" and I can have a laugh and tell him that I do more work with my hands in a week than he has in his entire life and that he needs to get his elitist arse out from my doorstep. "I'll take your 20$ though, bud."

I actually took the plunge yesterday, entered my name and e-mail into his website, and waited to see what lay beyond the website's sign-up form.

Spoiler alert.

Nothing.

What you're reading in his e-mails, that's it: anti-carbon tax, anti-PC establishment, anti-media, balanced budgets, pro-grassroots. That's it.
 
I actually took the plunge yesterday, entered my name and e-mail into his website, and waited to see what lay beyond the website's sign-up form.

Spoiler alert.

Nothing.

What you're reading in his e-mails, that's it: anti-carbon tax, anti-PC establishment, anti-media, balanced budgets, pro-grassroots. That's it.

What I'm reading is nothing, really. There isn't any substance to any of his drivel e-mails. I get that he's against some things and that's it.

He has no plan. Why aren't his opponents in the leadership race mashing him up with that fact? I'm guessing they don't want to draw attention to their own lack of a plan.

*shakes head* Useless....the lot of them.
 
I'll balance the budget, kill the carbon tax, and kick out the elites.
-Doug"

One man kicking lawyers, socialists and various other elites out of Queen's Park? An expensive mistake in the long term.
One man kicking his own entitled ass to the curb. Priceless.
 
Now he wants $4 -is there no end to the madness? (Or is the $4 connected to the '4 more years" mantra?)

"David,

Ontario is sick of waiting.

It's been 15 years.

The Liberals have beat us 4 elections in a row.

The PC party can lose this one too.

Think about it.

4 more years of filth in Queens park.

4 more years of Wynne giving your cash to her besties.

The PC party needs to get it together.

We don't need distractions and more elites telling us what to do.

We need to clean up this mess.

I will build Ontario's prosperity like you’ve never seen.

David.

Give Wynne 4 more years.

Or

Click here to give me 4 dollars.

This election is all on you.

You.

-Doug"
 
Now he wants $4 -is there no end to the madness? (Or is the $4 connected to the '4 more years" mantra?)

"David,

Ontario is sick of waiting.

It's been 15 years.

The Liberals have beat us 4 elections in a row.

The PC party can lose this one too.

Think about it.

4 more years of filth in Queens park.

4 more years of Wynne giving your cash to her besties.

The PC party needs to get it together.

We don't need distractions and more elites telling us what to do.

We need to clean up this mess.

I will build Ontario's prosperity like you’ve never seen.

David.

Give Wynne 4 more years.

Or

Click here to give me 4 dollars.

This election is all on you.

You.

-Doug"

Low dollar asks are indicative of an email fundraising strategy that is testing low vs. higher ask amounts. No explanation for the inability to write in sentences longer than 10 words or paragraphs longer than one line, though.
 
4 more years of filth in Queens park.
......We don't need distractions and more elites telling us what to do.
....I will build Ontario's prosperity like you’ve never seen.
-Doug

Deliberately using Trumpisms :rolleyes: .... I don't think this is going to get him very far outside of the inner suburbs of the 416.
 
Well, quite. And Ford is more dishonest than most...which is pretty impressive when you think about it.

You know, I'm still not sure if I'd characterize Dofo as a 'politician' per se. The man is an inveterate self-promoter, far more so than any other phoney right wing populist I can think of, even his late dum-dum of a brother or (amazingly enough) Donald Trump. The least you can say for Slob is that he had some twisted daddy issues mucking up his psyche along with the desperate fame whoring that also marks his thuggish big bro, while Thugg-O has nothing animating him other than his grotesquely swollen and out-of-control ego.

Given how naked and transparent - and aggressive - Ford's self-aggrandizing is, I'm frankly astonished that the PC party big-wigs have allowed him to go as far as he has. I can understand the principle of using someone to get what you want, even someone as distasteful as Dofo, but he doesn't seem to have all that much to offer as far as I can see, and he's completely and utterly untrustworthy. He has absolutely no loyalty to anyone but himself, and as the last federal election proved, his "sway" in Etobicoke is nothing to brag about. Blob was the popular one. So what do the PC higher-ups think they're doing by granting this clown any kind of legitimacy? Of course, I could be overestimating their abilities and general competence. They've also given a mouth-frothing embarrassment like Allen a place at the table, and they've allowed Patrick Brown, of all people, to turn the entire race into a 3-ring circus. Heh, heh.
Well put, I do want to put out there that Trump has his own daddy issues.

3-ring circus... whenever I hear that these days I start things of binders and the respective soap operas of high school.
 
Well put, I do want to put out there that Trump has his own daddy issues.

3-ring circus... whenever I hear that these days I start things of binders and the respective soap operas of high school.
And Doug has his daddy issues as well, though not quite as desperate as his brother's

The important thing about Doug is he's not a businessman, he's a salesman.
 
And Doug has his daddy issues as well, though not quite as desperate as his brother's

The important thing about Doug is he's not a businessman, he's a salesman.
As I see it, Robbie was the salesman and Dougie is the shylock.
 

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