some dirty ones.....
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: Why is there no Pilsbury Dough Girl?
A: She died of a yeast infection.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you pick up stuff with that little thing?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:
Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well, wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"