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Rob Ford forms alliance with David Miller.
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Funny idea ...
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adma
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299 bloor call control.
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that gave me a mental image of David Miller giving Rob Ford a sensual massage... I don't know if I should laugh or seek professional help.
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Which one?
Vaughan, "City" of;
or
Vaughan, Adam?
(The councillor who's even more of a punching bag around here than Ford, Holyday, Stintz, Thompson, Moscoe, Ootes, Rae, Minnan-Wong, Walker or Mammolitti, perhaps even combined).
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One of adma's funniest posts.
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two sausages in a frying pan, one rolls over and says "boy it's hot in here" the other looks over and shouts "oh my god!!! a talking sausage!!!"
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Seeing the Bay coat of arms/motto today (Pro Pelle Cutem), I was reminded of the fate of Vic Morrow.
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some dirty ones.....
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: Why is there no Pilsbury Dough Girl?
A: She died of a yeast infection.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you pick up stuff with that little thing?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:
Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well, wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
Q. What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
Q: Why is there no Pilsbury Dough Girl?
A: She died of a yeast infection.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you pick up stuff with that little thing?
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:
Cheese Sandwich: $ 1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $ 2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well, wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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"Creation Science 101" by Roy Zimmerman
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uIwiPsgRrOs
"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HZmHC75FDqQ
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uIwiPsgRrOs
"Ted Haggard Is Completely Heterosexual" by Roy Zimmerman
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HZmHC75FDqQ
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A guy gets stung by a bee and his friends are fussing over him. Eventually one asks "How are you feeling?" The guy replies, "I'm alright, just a little buzzed"