For a more ridiculous side to the election, I give you... Jason Kenney.
Tory MP lacking omniscience
Misunderstood blog
Siri Agrell
National Post
Thursday, December 01, 2005
A science fiction magazine that hasn't been published for seven years was yesterday at the unlikely centre of a battle between a Liberal speechwriter and a Conservative MP.
Jason Kenney, who is running for re-election in the riding of Calgary Southeast, held a news conference in Ottawa "to respond to insults directed towards multicultural Canadians on a Liberal blog."
Mr. Kenney had wrongly interpreted a statement that mentioned Omni as a reference to OMNI television, a broadcaster of multicultural programming, and immediately took offence.
Scott Feschuk, a Paul Martin speechwriter, made the posting that raised Mr. Kenney's hackles on his "Blackberry Blog," which is posted on the Liberal party Web site.
"People keep saying this campaign is a carbon copy of the 2004 election. But that's not true," Mr. Feschuk wrote. "Stephen Harper has a right handsome new hairstyle. Paul Hellyer has grabbed hold of the campaign agenda, blowing the lid off the whole UFO invasion thing, the number one priority of Canadians who are socially awkward Omni subscribers."
"What's he saying," Mr. Kenney asked reporters. "That people from ethnic minorities who are the television viewers of Omni are paranoid, are abnormal, are ungrounded in reality? I think he has to explain himself, and so does the Prime Minister."
Mr. Feschuk did explain himself, pointing out the MP's mistake on his next blog posting and joking that he would soon make a reference to the popular band The Killers so the Conservatives could issue a "Paul Martin Supports Indiscriminant Homicide" news release.
(Mr. Feschuk is a former film and television critic for the National Post. He still writes a weekly football column for the newspaper.)
Mr. Kenney apologized after learning of his mistake, and Mr. Feschuk said via e-mail that he was surprised his blog had become a campaign topic.
"I'm probably naive, but it never occurred to me that the Tory war room would waste their time reading it," he wrote to the Post. "I mean, I'm writing about how cramped the bus is and what happened to the giant PM head that was on the side of the bus in 2004. Not exactly the hardcore issues of the day."
But nasty exchanges between Liberals and Conservatives appear to be the order of every campaign day, thus far.
The Conservatives have vowed to quickly respond to any slights from the ruling party, and the Liberals have wasted no time taking advantage of Tory mis-steps.
Mr. Feschuk said he did not actually expect Mr. Kenney to apologize, as he had suggested on his site.
"He made a mistake. We all make mistakes. His just happened to be in public."
The speechwriter said his blog is not designed to fuel partisan flames, but as a "collection of incoherent ramblings about campaign life."
In his inaugural post he reminded readers that "views expressed on this blog do not necessarily represent the policies or beliefs of Paul Martin. Except when I write about the hypnotic musical stylings of Nana Mouskouri. We're totally in sync on that."
But Mr. Feschuk is an employee of the Prime Minister's Office and wields one of the pens that script Mr. Martin's public voice.
On Tuesday morning, Mr. Feschuk wrote on his blog that "millions of innocent Canadian children will be confronted with the onerous task of staring into the television this Christmas season and trying to tell Stephen Harper from the Grinch."
That night, Mr. Martin repeated a variation of the line in a speech in Ottawa.
"What family doesn't look forward to gathering together on Christmas Eve, sipping on some hot chocolate and sharing in the joy of watching Stephen Harper as Scrooge on TV?"
Charles Dickens is expected to call a news conference later this week.
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