Rob Ford's Toronto

[casita]

What could be so heinous that MM wouldn't mention it? The murder charge? Or accessory?

Backyard chickens?

 

[scomofo]

Video 313 has been found and it's -- a cookbook!

"How To Cook Humans"

 

[ParkdalePetunia]

Looks like MM is done for the night.

 

[rightwingSUVdriver]

The only thing that would set off the "heinous unmentionable" meter would be something to do with his kids.

 

[DeathSilver]

The only thing that would set off the "heinous unmentionable" meter would be something to do with his kids.

Sex with a minor?

 

[Honest Ed has a posse]

Looks like MM is done for the night.

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This is like the end of an Adam West Batman episode.

 

[dforthandbview]

Poor Matt Elliott: "[March 22] Programming note: I'm on vacation for the next week. Don't arrest anyone while I'm gone!"

Jackson Proskow is also away.

 

[rightwingSUVdriver]

Sex with a minor?

Or yeah, anyone else's.

 

[newearthling]

"How To Cook Humans"

Soylent Green would be heinous, that is true.

 

[FromTheHammer]

Video 313 has been found and it's -- a cookbook!

Soylent Green is made out of People!

Edit: ack! simultaneous post with newearthling. Great minds think alike.

 

[casita]

This is like the end of an Adam West Batman episode.

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[Honest Ed has a posse]

Sex with a minor?

The old saying in Washington was that the only surefire way to kill a political career in that swamp was to be caught In flagrante delicto with "a live boy or a dead girl".

 

[urbantoby]

When Rob Ford asks "Are you perfect" people should reply "there is a big difference between being perfect and being a COMPLETE TRAIN WRECK". Ford is a train wreck and he needs to be called out on it. He doesn't just make A MISTAKE, he makes blunder, after blunder, after massive blunder. It's not the occasional mistake that most people make, it's the fact that his mistakes happen on a regular basis. In fact, his blunders are not mistakes, they are his normal every day life. Ford's whole life is one big disaster, after another and his opponents need to make this perfectly clear. What it all boils down to is Ford has terrible judgement. It's not just a matter of him not being "perfect".

Exactly! Next time he asks "Nobody voted me in to be perfect" all someone has to respond is, "You've set the bar so low that if a mayor can go a week without creating an international incident, that's good enough"

 

[DD13]

I don't use twitter so I can't ask these questions directly, but (1) Does anyone know why Metroman stopped posting here so regularly? and (2) Have there been explanations for previous erroneous information (i.e.. Rob Ford is going to have a bad Xmas)? I ask this not to suggest doubt, but just for clarification. Metroman is the reason I signed up to UT in the first place, he has my utmost respect.

 

[zang]

Soylent Green is made out of People!

Only in the movie. In the book, it's a soy-lentil mix (hence SoyLent). Quite an anticlimactic twist if you've seen the movie first.

Note: The book's name is "Make Room! Make Room!"