Well, the possibilities for a Rofo statue are endless, really. He could be posed as urinating in a public park. Punching and kicking his sister, or slapping around minions with a bag of hamburgers. Beating his wife? Shoving an entire fried chicken down his gullet in a parking lot while giving the finger to appalled spectators? How about trampling Pam McConnell? Driving drunk, maybe with a few kids being crushed beneath the wheels? Why not a naked Rofo - his virtue protected by a strategic fig leaf - chasing a bunch of hookers, with a crack pipe in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other? A veritable tableau!
You're on to something. One statue will never suffice when there could be many in many places:
"He could be posed as urinating in a public park. "
Well, which park is a no-brainer. It could be a 'water-feature'!
"Driving drunk, maybe with a few kids being crushed beneath the wheels? "
This one ought to protrude from the exterior wall of Muzik, like that CityPulse truck used to at Queen and John.
"slapping around minions with a bag of hamburgers."
Outside the NPS Hero Burger, obvs.
The 'giving the finger' version ought to replace the Henry Moore outside of the AGO as that storied event occurred on Dundas. The McConnell trample will be inside the rotunda. And Hizzoner at the Pride flag raisng? Outside the 519 on Church.
Council chambers will be reserved for his old seat, containing a life-size bronze of RF in 'steering wheel mode' while tipping his thumb back to his mouth as if drinking.
Yet, we need more. MORE! BILLIONS AND BILLIONS MOAR!
