Rob Ford's Toronto

[JWBF]

How about a public washroom shaped like a giant RoFo?

Good idea but I don't think we can get the public used to the idea of underground toilets again.

 

[JWBF]

Nope, it should be him on a bench passed out and put it in his dad's park.

That's the ticket, just like the benches at some McDonald's with Ronald McDonald sitting on one side; put then in all the Etobicoke parks.

 

[pattycakes]

That's the ticket, just like the benches at some McDonald's with Ronald McDonald sitting on one side; put then in all the Etobicoke parks.

Don't forget we'll need a couple of benches for each of Rob's new subway stations.

 

[sweetlou]

Don't forget we'll need a couple of benches for each of Rob's new subway stations.

Just as we have a statue of Jack Layton on a tandem bike that people can sit on, perhaps we should have a statue of Rob Ford sitting in an SUV offering a purple Jesus to the person in the passenger seat.

 

[Yaitsme]

That's the ticket, just like the benches at some McDonald's with Ronald McDonald sitting on one side; put then in all the Etobicoke parks.

Exactly!!

 

[Lamport Davenport]

Perhaps the RoFo Memorial Pissoir? Edmonton apparently is installing them to combat public urination ...
https://ward2guelph.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/edmontons-pissoir-project/

 

[evvabeing]

“The lesson here is: an elected official should not lie to his council. Period. The reason I got into politics was to get rid of people we couldn’t trust. My responsibility is to never lie to the community or to my colleagues, never to betray that trust.”

http://montrealgazette.com/news/loc...story-skateboarding-boy-ending-up-in-hospital

 

[evvabeing]

posting this here seemed more appropriate than the tory thread...

Footage released after syringes found tied on City Hall doors

Security staff found the syringes at Nathan Phillips Square on Oct. 25 and Nov. 1, police said Tuesday.

The syringes were found on the front doors of City Hall. Two syringes were attached with blue ribbons each time, police said.

http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/footage-released-after-syringes-found-tied-on-city-hall-doors-1.2650969

The Toronto Police Service would like to make the public aware of an ongoing investigation.

It is reported that:

- on Monday, November 9, 2015, Toronto Police were alerted to two suspicious incidents at City Hall

- on Sunday, October 25, 2015, a man tied two capped syringes to the front doors of City Hall with blue rubber ribbons

- on Sunday, November 1, 2015, the same man attempted to tie two capped syringes to a barricade near the front doors of City Hall but fled as security approached

http://torontopolice.on.ca/newsreleases/33260

why would it take that long to report?

 

[riffraff]

posting this here seemed more appropriate than the tory thread...

Footage released after syringes found tied on City Hall doors

http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/footage-released-after-syringes-found-tied-on-city-hall-doors-1.2650969


http://torontopolice.on.ca/newsreleases/33260

why would it take that long to report?

What would the charge be - creative littering?

 

[riffraff]

http://montrealgazette.com/news/loc...story-skateboarding-boy-ending-up-in-hospital

Was the mayor in a drunken stupor when he made up the story?

 

[evvabeing]

http://iconosquare.com/p/1116083075105954723_1777370261

 

[adma]

If DoFo won the mayoralty over John Tory, Karla Ford would have arranged for this in NPS in lieu of the Toronto sign ;-)

 

[Lamport Davenport]

Just as we have a statue of Jack Layton on a tandem bike that people can sit on, perhaps we should have a statue of Rob Ford sitting in an SUV offering a purple Jesus to the person in the passenger seat.

...offering Purple Jesus + $60 (VRT)

 

[evvabeing]

looks like to day is dougie's anniversary...

https://instagram.com/p/9_lN9Twdaz/

but karla's in budapest...

https://instagram.com/p/9_PEz7QdTh/

 

[the lemur]

Hmm. Wonder what Dougie's up to then?