there's no actual proof that Mikey said anything. I used to work in PR/communications... Press release quotes (essentially what a Warmington column is) are basically written paint by number styles by PR flacks and approved.
Warmington is like reading a People Magazine article about Jennifer Anniston... Faux quotes spoonfed to "journalists"
The funny/sad part is that even his "real" quotes are terrible; wouldn't past muster in college journalism program.
First, he puts quotes around random words, like saying that "Rob Ford said he was '
vomiting' last night." Absolutely zero reason for this to be in quotes. If he said some turn of phrase, like "Rob Ford was 'puking up his guts' last night," you could justify quotes.
Just look at this junk - he says the exact same thing twice and somehow manages to stretch it over like 6 paragraphs. Probably thinks he's being dramatic or something:
The mayor has cancer. The doctor said he needs two bouts of chemotherapy, before the mayor’s medical team considers the prospect of surgery.
That was the bad news.
The better news is there is hope. This was a welcome development because ever since word came down that the mayor was in hospital, the feeling has not been positive.
In fact, it felt like we were heading to the gallows in the moments before medical update.
The mood was ominous.
Then came a ray of hope, courtesy Cohen.
Yes, the mayor has cancer.
So - I just want to make sure I have this clear Joe....are you saying he has cancer? But also there is hope?
Also, I think you misplaced an "of" there, but I guess when you're breaking the huge news stories there's no time to worry about words and stuff.
And the opening of his article, gawd. I mean, we all finished Grade 5, right? We know about nouns and verbs and sentences? What makes this guy think, "From his hospital bed" is an English sentence?? "And his friends," would be an example of starting a sentence with AND except it's not a sentence either!! Neither is his concluding 'sentence,' "That’s one piece of information I am glad was wrong." The information was wrong? How can information be wrong about something? No, Joe. "That's one piece of information about which I am glad I was wrong."
The SUBJECT of this SENTENCE is "I," Joe, it's YOU being wrong, not the information.
Just, a full-on embarrassment.
Maybe he's been doing it so long he thinks his terrible writing and one sentence paragraphs constitute a style. Nope, just lazy, infantile writing. And that's putting aside his severe ethical lapses, culminating in him telling the city Rob had a lung biopsy when it never happened. I like how he throws in a "Phew, it wasn't lung cancer!" as if anyone thought that before he floated it. He then spends TWELVE paragraphs trying to cover his ass. It's pathetic. Good thing Rob didn't say, "I'm flying out of here tonight on my unicorn; it's a unicorn/pegasus, actually," or Joe would have run that too without any attempt at substantiation.
That'll by my anti-Warmington rant for the day. I think I hate that guy more than either of the Fords.