It came to my attention that the famous Crooked Cue restaurant wants also to hear from you. Feel free to leave your reviews:
âââââ "Alright, buckle up folks, because I just had the most ironic experience at The Crooked Cue in Etobicoke. Picture this: me with post-cycling sweat (because, you know, bike lanes), rolling right up to this bastion of anti-cycling sentiment. It was like a PETA member crashing a hot dog...
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Somebody wrote this:
“Alright, buckle up folks, because I just had the most ironic experience at The Crooked Cue in Etobicoke. Picture this: me with post-cycling sweat (because, you know, bike lanes), rolling right up to this bastion of anti-cycling sentiment. It was like a PETA member crashing a hot dog eating contest.
Now, the food? Surprisingly decent! I had the Greek corruption salad, and let's just say it was prepared with less care than the owner Sam Pappas has for Doug Ford.
The service? Well, let's just say they weren't exactly falling over themselves to cater to the cycling-loving crowd. Maybe they thought I was going to chain my bike to the bar?
But here's the kicker, folks. This place, this haven for those who think roads are paved with car exhaust and dreams of endless parking, actually has a pretty decent patio. A patio, I tell you! Perfect for... wait for it... people on bikes watching! You know, those people who might, just might, want to arrive on something other than four wheels. Maybe even... a bicycle?
It's like they're saying, "Come for the anti-bike rhetoric, stay for the prime viewing of the very people we're trying to keep off the roads." The irony, it burns!
So, should you go? Just make sure to wear your helmet. You know, for when the irony finally collapses in on itself.
(Five stars for unintentional comedic value. Two stars for the food. Zero stars for understanding basic urban planning.)”