You're not lying. This is hands down one of the best units I've seen in the city. That kitchen and rooftop pool are ridiculously good. Imagine what hosting parties at this place would be like.Ohhhh myyy god. The calcutta (I think) marble is HEAVENLY - now, I need to change my pants.
But wtf is up with the exit sign, does that have to be there by code? I should seriously hope not.