the lemur
Senior Member
More wisdom from Doug Ford's Big Book of Easy Answers to Complex Questions.
Councillor Ford said if he were chair of the TTC, he would order more subway construction.
Because the chair of the TTC can order it, just like that.
If the city wants to keep streetcars for tourists, it should be confined to one street, perhaps Spadina Ave., he suggested.
Because tourists only ever want to see one part of a city from a streetcar and the rest of the time they want to ride a bus like back home.
The brothers said
(I'm picturing them intoning it in unison here)
if cars are banned from King St. during rush hour, drivers will end up cutting through neighbourhoods to get through town
Although they already do, and they'll do that if there are a ton of buses on King as well.
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Councillor Ford said if he were chair of the TTC, he would order more subway construction.
Because the chair of the TTC can order it, just like that.
If the city wants to keep streetcars for tourists, it should be confined to one street, perhaps Spadina Ave., he suggested.
Because tourists only ever want to see one part of a city from a streetcar and the rest of the time they want to ride a bus like back home.
The brothers said
(I'm picturing them intoning it in unison here)
if cars are banned from King St. during rush hour, drivers will end up cutting through neighbourhoods to get through town
Although they already do, and they'll do that if there are a ton of buses on King as well.
.....