valkoholic
Active Member
What a fun thread idea!
- All major public transit programs will be planned in the mayors office. TTC staff shall work backwards from the answer, determine the problem, and announce the mayor's idea is the ideal solution.
- Escalators in TTC stations shall not be permitted to actually move. Ironically, escalator-safety messages shall be blared incessantly at all subway stations.
- Any road mentioned twice in the same month by any citizen shall be deemed a critical bicycle lane route. Bike lanes shall be installed instantly, without debate, in order to save the lives of the thousands of cyclists killed each day on that particular road.
- All major public transit programs will be planned in the mayors office. TTC staff shall work backwards from the answer, determine the problem, and announce the mayor's idea is the ideal solution.
- Escalators in TTC stations shall not be permitted to actually move. Ironically, escalator-safety messages shall be blared incessantly at all subway stations.
- Any road mentioned twice in the same month by any citizen shall be deemed a critical bicycle lane route. Bike lanes shall be installed instantly, without debate, in order to save the lives of the thousands of cyclists killed each day on that particular road.