Urban Shocker
Doyenne
I'm surprised that anyone would be surprised by anyone or anything they encountered in the cramped aisles of Winners. People have wandered in there and never been seen again.
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The Women's Section is That Way...Now Move!
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junctionist
Senior Member
Maybe they went up to the Carlu.
adma
Superstar
Somehow, I never super-noticed the crampedness; perhaps it dissipates in the Main Floor, Eaton's College scale of the space.
And hey, next to Dollarama in the basement, it's reeeealll ample...
And hey, next to Dollarama in the basement, it's reeeealll ample...
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Hydrogen
Guest
They're eaten by the winter coats. When they go unsold for a long time they become bitter and eat the unfortunate who make nasty remarks about them.
junctionist
Senior Member
People go insane from the cheesy stuff they have written on the walls such as "Money can't buy the thrill of savings!" I'll stop there, but the causes of the disappearances vary by store. See above.
Urban Shocker
Doyenne
I bought a nice pair of Allen Edmonds shoes at Winners last year, but I haven't found much else since. The more unique and exclusive clothing designs rarely seem to make it there, perhaps because Holts and other higher end stores have their own outlets - N()IR for instance is part of a group of stores that has lower priced outlets where their clothes sometimes end up.
AndreaPalladio
Senior Member
Although, oddly, high end women's stuff often does migrate from Holts to Winners.
jaborandi
Active Member
I've heard a hot rumour that there are some very interesting brooms at the back of the College Street outlet. I keep forgetting to pop in whenever I walk by.
Urban Shocker
Doyenne
Brooms? What are they doing with brooms these days that can be so new?
jaborandi
Active Member
Well, I don't know what they are doing with them but I sure need a new one to shoo away the squirrels from my balcony who take no notice when I brandish my old one.
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Hydrogen
Guest
Some repackaging and slick ad campaign, and the you'll be convinced your broom will eliminate nuclear waste on your kitchen floor.
jaborandi
Active Member
Oh I wish, though I would be happy if it removed tracked in dirt. I suppose I need the mop department for that.
Speaking of nuclear waste, does anybody remember that love song by Romeo Void?
You're love is like a nuclear waste
They should stamp contaminated right across your face
Your body is a danger to the human race
You're love is like a nuclear waste
Why does no one write romantic lyrics anymore?
adma
Superstar
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Hydrogen
Guest
Is that the pooch that received $12 million?
And they say Leona was mean!
And they say Leona was mean!
RJR123
Active Member
Based on her will, 2 out of 4 grandchildren love her, and the other two hate her.