“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!”
After the first week of May [MISSING COMMA] don’t call him former Councillor Doug Ford anymore.
Or unsuccessful mayoral candidate Doug Ford. Don’t even call Doug Ford Rob Ford’s big brother.
Of course he is all of those things but when the sitting Councillor (Rob) Ford is off recuperating from major cancer surgery, Doug Ford will have a new, unofficial title.
Just call him The Shadow.
After all, next month, [EXTRA COMMA]he has vowed to step in and “take care” of his old Ward 2 constituents in which his brother, the former mayor, now serves. [ALSO CONFUSING TENSE; HOW CAN HE HAVE VOWED NEXT MONTH?]
There is no title for that. The Shadow fits perfectly.
This is not 1940s radio. This will be a real life,[EXTRA COMMA AND REDUNDANT; REAL LIFE IS THE SAME AS REALITY, MORON] reality show that should be a lot of fun. Who says city hall is boring.[USE A QUESTION MARK WHEN ASKING A QUESTION]
“I love it,” Doug said [MISSING COMMA] laughing at the suggestion of calling him The Shadow.
Not everybody will be laughing. [COMMA INSTEAD OF PERIOD]Because when it comes to The Shadow, he will be a pain in the hides of certain people at city hall.
And shadowing them, he will be. [I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS "SENTENCE"]
Doug Ford will [MISSING COMMA]in essence [MISSING COMMA]be a shadow councillor, a shadow government and even a shadow mayor.