CHALLENGE: start making calls right now and find just ONE rehab in-patient facility in Canada (as Rob did not enter the US) that you can be admitted to today.
Admittedly, I've never had to deal with this myself, but from my basic internet research, I've noted one common theme in the admissions process for rehab facilities: they all refer to a START DATE in their discussion of the admissions process leading me to believe that it's not a "Hi I'm here" kind of process.
Someone prove me wrong.
I totally get that we have been lied to so many times that it's difficult to believe anything, but the idea that a rehab wouldn't under strange circumstances take someone in immediately is incorrect.
Hell, even at Caritas (which is a non-profit and cost MUCH less than most rehabs) when we had a waiting list we sometimes made exceptions and took people in immediately. If we felt their life was in danger, or if we knew them and the relapsed and needed a tune up, or... sometimes just because they begged us to, and we're human and couldn't say no. I've picked people up from their house and brought them straight to the program after a phone call.
Now, all of that is on humanitarian grounds, but it's a non-profit. It is absolutely no stretch to believe that a private, for-profit would IMMEDIATELY say yes if the Ford Family called. They are businesses. Businesses are not in the habit of NOT selling you a product or service. There would be much for them to gain. On the very, very, very, very slight chance that Rofo stayed sober (the chance is almost nonexistent, I know) they could take credit. If he did not, they could take his money and publicly say "he wasn't ready" which everyone would believe, because it's true.
Even some non-profit rehabs, sad to say, would probably do it for a sizable donation. I'm not sure I blame them. NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY unless they have been touched by the problem donates to rehabs.
NOBODY
Caritas' telethon is mainly just the same families donating over and over and over, in addition to a few corporate sponsors that come out here and there. It's the same people all the time. And that base gets smaller and smaller and smaller.
So someone rich comes along and says "I need to come in today, I've got a 50k donation"... well, you've got some hard thinking to do. That's a lot of money that you don't have to beg borrow and steal for that year.