Rob Ford's Toronto

[Lamport Davenport]

"That would be The Pentaverate: The Queen, The Pope, the Rothschilds, the Gettys, and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up."

 

[animatronic]

Such swift action when others do something wrong: Teen alleges two-year affair with Senator Don Meredith

It was probably her fault for tempting the good reverend.

 

[the lemur]

"That would be The Pentaverate: The Queen, The Pope, the Rothschilds, the Gettys, and Colonel Sanders, before he went tits up."

'Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face: "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"'

 

[pud99]

Six days ago Ford was at CH sporting very sparse hair on top and a pretty massive gut, so what are the odds that the photo at the go-kart track, which was posted three days ago, was taken that recently?

 

[pud99]

posted (sorry) 2 days ago...
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That is a FunnyMan logo. FunnyMan runs stand-up comic shows. It has been around since at least 2013.

Note the March 21, 2014 show's special guest:

 

[pud99]

Maybe Ford did show up for the March show and got a hoodie for doing so. No way that cheapskate would spend $35 on one. (The entire Diadora track suit would have cost less than that at Wall-Mart.)

 

[Roy's Square]

He's got a lot of hair in that photo; he hasn't been sporting that much hair lately but perhaps he's let it grow back in since the surgery

This is how he looked exactly one week ago:

I don't think that's Robbie in the Instagram photo. Maybe it's Slurpy.

 

[the lemur]

This is how he looked exactly one week ago:

I don't think that's Robbie in the Instagram photo. Maybe it's Slurpy.

I don't think the hair is right for it to be Slurpy.

The go-kart photo could be recent - the difference in the hair could just be dry hair that stands up a bit vs hair that's slicked back.

 

[pud99]

I don't think the hair is right for it to be Slurpy.

The go-kart photo could be recent - the difference in the hair could just be dry hair that stands up a bit vs hair that's slicked back.

But, in the CH photos it really looks like there is very little there that could "stand up":

 

[Roy's Square]

I don't think the hair is right for it to be Slurpy.

The go-kart photo could be recent - the difference in the hair could just be dry hair that stands up a bit vs hair that's slicked back.

I was only joking about Slurpy; I never did think he looked much like Ford.

Oh, and I checked FunnyMan's Facebook page, thinking maybe they had featured a look-a-like as a joke, but based on their pictures it was indeed Ford who showed up in March…in a suit, of course.

 

[JWBF]

Woah, looks like his weight might be down in the 200s for the first time in ages.

A huge loss of fluid at least since the Gardiner vote. Hopefully he has listened to docs to heal properly.

 

[JWBF]

But, in the CH photos it really looks like there is very little there that could "stand up":

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His hair appears to be slicked back at council.

 

[AlbertHWagstaff]

That is a FunnyMan logo. FunnyMan runs stand-up comic shows. It has been around since at least 2013.

Note the March 21, 2014 show's special guest:

Thanks Pud! He must have got the shirt at the show.

 

[Jimmi T]

I don't think the hair is right for it to be Slurpy.

The go-kart photo could be recent - the difference in the hair could just be dry hair that stands up a bit vs hair that's slicked back.

On this topic, there's a funny story from a year or so ago. Stripper from London was going around trying to sell a photo of someone she claimed was Rob at her club posing with a few topless dancers. She claimed he was wasted, getting lap dances and saying all sorts of raunchy things. Looked almost identical. Enough to have the papers consider buying it. But they all backed out as they weren't confident enough it was him. Turned out to be someone else and the one stripper who tried selling the photo was fired lol.

 

[evvabeing]

Such swift action when others do something wrong: Teen alleges two-year affair with Senator Don Meredith

i wonder of this will prompt john oliver to do a follow-up...