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Rob Ford's Toronto

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pud99 said:
Will the scale be next?

And what about the fish?
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we also need a new pool for the exact date when Mayor Tory will stumble upon one of Ford's "secret stashes" taped to the underside of a desk drawer or in a hollowed out book or something ;) (unfortunately, the incident will probably not be reported in the media, so we'd never know who won :( )

In all seriousness: anyone here with access to Tory or one of his advisors should tell them to pay a cop to go through the place with a sniffer dog. The last thing we need is for one of Robbie's old hidden-away joints to shake loose out of a bookcase and have all the FN trolls screaming "See, he does it too!!!"

If the cops won't do it there's probably private detectives (who are ex cops) who might have access to a retired police dog.
 
Kat_YYZ said:
we also need a new pool for the exact date when Mayor Tory will stumble upon one of Ford's "secret stashes" taped to the underside of a desk drawer or in a hollowed out book or something ;) (unfortunately, the incident will probably not be reported in the media, so we'd never know who won :( )
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They should test the carpet for traces of coke. Run the sucker through a mass spectrometer. Ditto any hair found in said carpet.

AoD
 
Kat_YYZ said:
we also need a new pool for the exact date when Mayor Tory will stumble upon one of Ford's "secret stashes" taped to the underside of a desk drawer or in a hollowed out book or something ;) (unfortunately, the incident will probably not be reported in the media, so we'd never know who won :( )

In all seriousness: anyone here with access to Tory or one of his advisors should tell them to pay a cop to go through the place with a sniffer dog. The last thing we need is for one of Robbie's old hidden-away joints to shake loose out of a bookcase and have all the FN trolls screaming "See, he does it too!!!"

If the cops won't do it there's probably private detectives (who are ex cops) who might have access to a retired police dog.
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In the tradition of the sainted Doug Ford Sr., I would have David Price, Amin Massoudi and Graeme McEacheran asked about where the stashes are while attached to a polygraph machine.
 
pud99 said:
In the tradition of the sainted Doug Ford Sr., I would have David Price, Amin Massoudi and Graeme McEacheran asked about where the stashes are while attached to a polygraph machine.
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Joking aside, Tory should really do this plus the cop, ex cop and police dog. You really never know what you will find. Maybe even bedbugs??
 
You might only find bedbugs and cockroaches.

Unless the amounts are microscopic, you can be fairly sure it was all puffed, snuffed or huffed up. By someone.

Doug had the cojones to appear on camera with a 40-oz vodka. Remember that?
 
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Joking aside, Tory should really do this plus the cop, ex cop and police dog. You really never know what you will find. Maybe even bedbugs??
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Oh dear yes. I would not put it past them to do something stupid like that. OR BUG the place to listen in on conversations.
 
Frankly, I wouldn't give two craps if John Tory or Olivia sparked up a phattie while reviewing a heap of briefing documents. It might make the reading of those things weird enough to be interesting, and the mayor might give some thought to policy. Y'know, the entire antithesis to both Fords?

From that to smoking crack - hard drugs with no medicinal use - with both with known criminals and persons unknown in CH is a pretty big leap for me to accept. They are not the same at all.
 
But can Lisi still make a run for the leadership of the provincial Conservative party while being a member of the police board? That is the question.
 
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