If he's willing to move to Moscow, he'd p
robably find his resume will play will with Putin.
"Amnesty International is saying trucks that were supposed to be supplying food to refugees were actually filled with Russian troops. Where's the proof? I just spoke to Vladimir, who called me from his cottage in the Crimea where he was still out of breath from benchpressing 500 lbs. and he said, "I don't know why all these people are out to get me! Those elitists at the United Nations and NATO are just so biased. When I'm out on the streets of Moscow, people tell me that the Ukraine is totally part of Russia; always has been. That and they want more subways.".