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ROFOMOFO said:
I'd opt for the traditional sitcom option.

Episode 1.

Big Brother Randy decides to take his 2 brothers and sister out for a night of line dancing to ease their political loss.
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Actually, remember that according to my scenario, it isn't just *political* loss; it's *personal* loss as well for RoDoFo--the wife and kids booting them out, etc. (Which'd only elevate the hilarity.)
 
ROFOMOFO said:
I'd opt for the traditional sitcom option.

Episode 1.

Big Brother Randy decides to take his 2 brothers and sister out for a night of line dancing to ease their political loss. Mayhem ensues when Rob doesn't realize line dancing isn't about coked up Jamaican patios spewing dancing in a redneck bar but makes quick friends with some meth heads. A bar fight ensues and they are all carted off to jail but Mom comes to the rescue to deliver some stern words to the over zealous police.

Episode 2

Kathy gets a makeover and is the spitting image of Mimi from the Drew Carey show. Randy shops for new cowboy boots while Rob and Doug make phone calls to ex-constituents to foment a coup d'Ètat. Mom drinks herself silly and makes awkward passes at Stephen LeDrew who's come to interview her boys.
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Fantastically funny and creepy! Almost perfect, but -0.000001% for the patios/patois typo and/or autocorrect fail. Thanks/nausea in equal parts re the Mimi flashback.

From TorStar:
“We don’t ignore the people, we ignore full-time communist activists like both of you. Have a nice day,†McEachern wrote.
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Yeah, but they love to engage with the part-time communist activists, no ... ?
 
Y'know. if there's *anyone* who deserves to be cruelly, mercilessly hounded, mocked, abused, harrassed to no end a la Zelda Williams or Star Wars Kid or whomever--and not just via tweets; in person at City Hall as well--it's Graeme.

Do it.

"The Commies are coming, hooray hooray"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6l3tlDuGXQ
 
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PinkLucy said:
The Fords know nothing about social media. The Fords know nothing about relationship building. The Fords know nothing about effective communication (apart from their deflection practices). The Fords will see nothing wrong with Graeme's actions.

A normal, responsible employer would understand that this isn't acceptable, but Graeme works with the Fords. They will likely congratulate him.
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For one it explains why Deco is still a small player, and if rumours can be believed, why they are tanking. And if listen to ex employees, still run the business like it's still the 1940s/1950s, or like how their father ran things in the 1970s/1980's.

People like Towey and Graeme are needed to create "competition" for their bosses' "business". Calling names and labeling people are an excepted tactic when there are facts are refuted or their stories are busted.

As for the Fords not understanding social media... the concept is to close to "socialism" or actual democracy. As for families? Well, the term "blood is thicker than water" comes to mind; all external connections are to promote the family or it components, and that includes thinking and acting the proper way.

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It appears @__graeme___ is down.
 
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Why was Graeme at CH anyway? If he works for the campaign, there should be nothing for him to do at the mayor's office. Just add it to Ford's list of violations.
dienw said:
I'm disappointed that Dale didn't include Graeme's "Any supporters of Ford, Tory, Stintz in your group?" quote, because asking if there are Ford supporters in Rob Ford Must Go was the cherry on top for me.
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He isn't at CH currently. He claims to be on unpaid leave from his job as a receptionist in Ford's CH office in order to work in Ford's camping office.

He has a pattern of activating his Twitter acct for a while and then deactivating it.
 
pud99 said:
He isn't at CH currently. He claims to be on unpaid leave from his job as a receptionist in Ford's CH office in order to work in Ford's camping office.

He has a pattern of activating his Twitter acct for a while and then deactivating it.
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ETA: In case anyone wishes to contact the intellectual heavyweight of the Ford camping, he has changed his Twitter user name to @graemeTO,
 
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As much as some of us would love to trigger the Fords into going physical-attack-mode ballistic, I reckon it's stooges like Amin and Graeme that might be the easier nuts to crack. So, yeah; bug *them* to no end. Make'em go ballistic. Fun.
 
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