I think it's time that I reveal that I am 207 years old, and the only O'Keefe I know is Eugene O'Keefe who works at the bank but keeps prattling on (like everyone else) about buying a brewery. Eugene needs to put up or shut up.
Toronto will always be York
Bloor will always be that other brewer, but with the crazy eyes who can't even spell his name without adding that infuriating "e", and that street on the edge of nowhere near the old cemetery will always be Tollgate Road
Montgomery's will always be my favourite tavern en route back from fishing, until those idiots started shooting at each other and ruined it for everyone
Charles Berczy will always be Moll Junior, which frankly everyone can agree on how to pronounce
Armstrong, Beere and Hime will be always be the three most annoying men in Toronto, and they only got more tiresome when they bought that stupid camera
And why wouldn't I be flying the Union Jack and singing God Save the King?