AP:
* 1 redcurrant - it produces massive amounts of fruit - I can't pick it all. I tie the branches to two stakes near the centre of the bush every spring, otherwise they'd collapse under the weight.
* 3 blackcurrants - combined, they produce considerably less fruit, even in a good year, than the redcurrant. But the taste is stronger.
* 1 large gooseberry and 3 smaller ones. What I don't use for jam I pick for desserts with yogurt.
* 2 raspberry plants. They are different varieties, and one starts producing berries a couple of weeks before the other. This year they've produced huge amounts of fruit. They'll be finished by the end of this week. What I didn't used for jam last week I'm eating for dessert.
* Rhubarb, rhubarb, rhubarb ...
By the end of this week I'll have almost 16 litres of jam in my fridge!
I'd drop you off a jar or two in your lobby, but you're such a shy woodland creature you probably wouldn't venture out into the open clearing at the edge of the forest to collect it. Or, if you want the extra redcurrants, I can pick a whole load of them.
Home made jam is the sort of thing that, when you give it to people you visit, they sometimes say, "Oh you shouldn't have ..." ... and you know they mean it.