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Helium balloons

Isn't there a helium shortage?

Don't worry, party balloons account for only a fraction of global helium demand. But NASA and all those MRI machines... whoa!
 
Just head over to the Hindenburg...oh the humanity!!!!

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Head on down to the Brass Rail. Stick a couple of them on a stripper's nipples. Ask her to put her thumb in her mouth and blow. Voila, inflated helium balloons
 

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