Sometimes I go on the hunt to try to discover quaint towns in Ontario that have a charming, historic downtown with well kept Victorian buildings and vibrant main streets. Last weekend I spent a few days in Niagara Falls (which remains a perplexingly strange city), and on the way back to Toronto decided to swing through a few places I'd never checked out before: Fort Erie, Port Colbourne, and Welland.
Fort Erie: I must have driven a circle around the old downtown, because I didn't see it at all. Can't be very big in that case. Saw lots of generic 50's bungalows. Not a single person walking around anywhere. Very little traffic. Oddly sleepy place. The waterfront park along the lake looked nice and had a great view of the skyline of Buffalo right across, but again, not a soul around on a beautiful Saturday afternoon, which made it feel a bit eerie (pun intended). Unlikely to ever go back.
Port Colbourne: An improvement, with nice parks along the lake, large ships in the canal, and a nice little old downtown area with some activity, but to be honest I was really expecting more. It didn't wow me like some towns. Maybe I missed something. Might go back sometime, but it's not a priority.
Welland: Very underwhelming, to say the least. The downtown area looks economically depressed, with many vacant lots and businesses and neglected buildings (of which, very few were interesting). Frustrating amount of one-way streets. The few people walking around looked shady. Zero vibrancy or tourist appeal - the smattering of existing retail looked like it was straight out of the 70's, which is a bit shocking for a city of its size (50,000+). Major Rust Belt vibes. The tall iron bridge over the canal was the only thing of interest, but since Port Colbourne has a nearly identical one, Welland's is redundant in that sense. Of all the towns and cities I've seen in Ontario, so far only Brantford made a worse impression on me. Definitely never going back, and definitely not a place to retire to (although I'm sure the real estate is affordable)!