Oh God, please no. I'm to the point where I would almost rather have someone light up a cigar in the seat beside me than to answer their cell phone.
"HELLO?"
"HELLO?"
"CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
"I'M ON THE STREET CAR!"
"I'M ON THE STREET CAR!"
"HELLO?"
"I'M AT CHURCH STREET!"
"HELLO?"
"NOW I'M AT VICTORIA STREET!"
"CAN YOU HEAR ME?"
"I'M ON THE STREETCAR!"
"I'M AT CHURCH STREET!"
"WHAT?"
"NO, THE RASH ON MY ASS IS FINE!"
"HUH?"
"I SAID, THE RASH ON MY ASS IS FINE!"
"OOPS, I MISSED MY STOP!"
"I'M GETTING OFF THE STREET CAR!"
"WHAT?"
"I SAID, I'M GETTING OFF THE STREET CAR!"
"TALK LOW SO NO ONE WILL KNOW" - with good points about cellphone use on trains such as how sensitive the microphone is and to just keep calls brief
Yes, if people would simply realize that you don't need to shout into a cell phone they would be much more tolerable. In-person passenger conversations don't bother me, but something about the shouting of a one-way cell conversation cuts right to my spine. I think humans have evolved to instinctively equate shouting with danger, which makes it almost impossible to ignore.