I have tried Church's exactly once, after they moved into my area.
I happen to like bold flavours and can quite appreciate heat...........so when they marketed some chicken tenders along that line, I thought why not?
I'll tell you why not..............they were the furthest thing from spicy! I get more heat from my pepper mill than anything they did to that chicken.
Other than that, it was more or less tasteless and didn't inspire a return visit.
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As it pertains to major chains
- KFC, the original flavouring is good (except for being too salty), too bad its on mediocre chicken, that's undersized and dry, and available with sides that would compare with eating cardboard.........
- Popeyes, clearly the leader on chicken, particularly when ordering spicy; they actually cook fresh to order half the time, and at least at the locations I've been too, the spicy has some moderate kick (though the flavour of the heat
is a bit meh).....the chicken is usually well sized and juicy with a crispy exterior. Unfortunately, their sides are really not much better than KFC's.
- Chick Fil-A , haven't tried it. My best friend made that sacrifice before me. He tried their well known sandwich, and pronounced......"WTF was the fuss about..........bland, unoriginal, soggy bun, under-ripe tomato, wilted lettuce, not worth trying'
Edit to add:
Rules for would-be fast food franchisors in the chicken business.
1) Real chicken, consider feeding the chickens before dispatching them so they don't seem undersized; consider feeding them a natural diet so they have some flavour.
2) Buns for Sandwiches must be flavourful, fresh and always come toasted.
3) Chicken coatings must be crispy, AND flavourful. Heat is optional, but if marketing as such, and it doesn't make me reach for a tissue, that's a fail!
4) French Fries only come fresh, do not coat them in starch, do not put any sawdust near them, if I read the ingredients of 'plain' fries, I want to see only 3 ingredients, potato, oil, salt.
5) When making a chicken sandwich do not include tiny little pickles with no flavour that get all mushy and are overwhelmed by the rest of the sandwich. Do use either decently thick slices of pickle that
will hold up to the sandwich, made with a nice tangy brine; or use a bold vinegar-based coleslaw.
6) Gravy does not come from a powder, look up how to make it properly.
7) Cheese curds squeak when they are fresh; make sure they squeak.
8) Do not overcook any other vegetables.
9) Salt is a seasoning, not the ingredient being seasoned