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Barber: Get Rid of Redpath

An opera based on a sugar plant! I like it.

Maybe there is room for a character like 'Count Glucose;' a kind of mid-Atlantic sugar-baron persona.
 
Yes! And the mean admaesque junk yard character could rearrange the REDPATH letters to read PHARTED, do a huge frizzy-haired Laugh Factory mad scene, go for a dip in the lake, jump into a huge pile of sugar, roll around a bit ... and emerge a sweeter and better person.
 
Perhaps he could create a woman out of sugar in the first act, name her Splenda in the second, and instruct himself to PET HARD and have his way with her in the third, thus detroying her.

And Count Glucose must use a cane.
 
Yes, tragedy must befall Splenda as she has no calories.

The cane of Count Glucose should be sugar crystal. It is only fitting. Something about the dangers of water could be worked in - particularly warm water.

Should the junkyard character have hair made of cotton candy?
 
And Count Glucose could be a Wanderer figure ( like Wotan in the Ring ), and his sugar cane could get smaller as his glucometer reading declined. By act three it would be like a little sugar cube and he'd be a spent force.

There'd be a vengeful Ride of the Nutrasweet Valkyries chorus, sung by Splenda's sisters, in act three. When junkyard guy tries to arrange the REDPATH letters to spell something intelligible and keep Splenda from wasting away to small white grains they descend on him.

And the opera could be called, Splenda In The Grass.
 
Despite adma's claim to the contrary, even a cursory glance of The AP and BB Thread shows that increasing numbers of forum members have come over to the dark side and are now making intelligent comments therein about said major art form.
Ah, the art form may be major, but it's still an insular world, the most insular thread on UT--that's why I highlighted it. (And that's why it was renamed The AP and BB Thread in the first place, remember.) And even with said "increasing numbers of forum members" (though in a forum that's always served as--judging from past "meets", etc--a gathering place for a de facto Male Homophile Aesthete Urbanist Society, it's not hard to achieve), it's a pattern of discussion that may be even *less* egalitarian than either Spacing-style urban hipsterism or Dominion Modern-style letter-hugging. Indeed, it may be predicated upon a fear, or at least a disdain, for the "egalitarian".

So, that's where the pot/kettle/black--as well as the inherent limitations of UT, or maybe *any* web forum for that matter--comes in. Unfortunately, today's so-called optimum urban sensitivity tends to be an egalitarian thing, not an elite thing. You gotta be ambidextrous, y'know. Use the operatic frame of reference all you want, but allow for other sides--that is, unless you feel those "other sides" corrupt the message. But at that point, well, UT ceases to reflect the fullness of, er, urban Toronto.

In which case, something like this might be my invitation to *you* to "come over to the dark side"...
 
Also re
increasing numbers of forum members have come over to the dark side and are now making intelligent comments therein about said major art form.

Okay. Let's start w/page 4 (Aug 2006)
4: 1 post by Darkstar 416
5: 3 posts by interchange42; 1 by BrianHawkins1
6: 3 posts by interchange42; 2 by BrianHawkins1; 1 by cdl42
7: 1 by elook; 2 by fiendishlibrarian; 1 by ganjavih; 2 by borgos
8: 1 by borgos; 1 by unimaginative2
9: 1 by interchange42
10: zip
11: 1 by interchange42
12: 1 by interchange42
13: 2 by unimaginative2
14: 2 by Darkstar416; 2 by Sir Novelty Fashion
15: 1 by Sir Novelty Fashion; 1 by interchange42

Hardly an "increasing numbers" critical mass.
 
Hey; whatever
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Next season, at the COC, Figaro has 3 acts; Don Carlos 5; Tosca 3; House of the Dead 3; Eugene Onegin 3; Barber of Seville 2; Pelleas et Melisande 5.

adma soap operas are one act wonders. His thread in General Discussions, cute thing I did today, is frizzy-haired-Laugh-factory-ranting-"most insular thread on UT"-adma at his best - he insults an elderly woman because of her appearance in order to impress a group of twentysomethings. It garnered 5 replies and was visited 235 times.
 
Unfortunately, today's so-called optimum urban sensitivity tends to be an egalitarian thing, not an elite thing. You gotta be ambidextrous, y'know. Use the operatic frame of reference all you want, but allow for other sides--that is, unless you feel those "other sides" corrupt the message. But at that point, well, UT ceases to reflect the fullness of, er, urban Toronto.

Take your own advice adma, be respectful of pluralism and of other opinions that do not match your own. Snide homophobic remarks, pubic imagery, wet t-shirts and burning buildings don't support your assertions concerning the topic of this thread. You are entitled to your aesthetic considerations, but so are others. This forum is not the exclusive domain for your own personal airings. If you dislike the soap opera remarks, stop behaving as if you are in one.
 
Bizorky, can we meet in person? I wanna have a little fun with you.
 

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