nfitz
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That could get interesting. Given how many times Ford breaks the law, what is the detail supposed to do? Do they ignore talking on cell phone while driving? What about the drunk driving? Do they ignore him when he assaults people? I can't imagine Ford being very keen at all about having the police watch him day and night!Give the Mayor a police detail. And then tell him to shut up already and let an adult do the talking for him in high stress situations.
And what happens whenever he panics after someone approaches his house? Given the police forces horrendous record of shooting people, Ford will have a hissy fit, the police will jump, and the next thing you know, we've got a dead USA Today newspaper boy.