Dear Gord Perks:
Hello, my name is Michael Bennett, and I'm a resident of Parkdale, and have been since two thousand, and nine. I'm writing you today to formally voice my disgust, and contempt for the mayor of Toronto: Rob Ford. For over the last decade Rob Ford has been a disgrace to this city, yet somehow a large minority of Toronto voted him into the mayor's office. Over the last two, and half years Ford has turned the governance of this city into a laughing stock, and this must end.
I wish I could have written you sooner, but I've been extremely busy with work. The gravity of this situation is extreme enough that I'm writing this email from a family wedding in the Caribbean.
I do not think I need to go into the specific details of why Rob Ford is not fit for office, but I will mention a few anyway. Perhaps the most frightening part of all of this is that there is a high probability that Rob Ford has been compromised by criminals in the form of blackmail, or extortion. I think it is unacceptable for the mayor of Canada's largest city to be continuously putting himself in these compromising positions.
What's possibly worse is Rob Ford's refusal to even acknowledge that he has done anything wrong. Yesterday (Sunday November 3rd 2013) Rob Ford used his personal radio program to somewhat address two isolated incidents of buffoonery. While Ford's drunken escapades are not a good thing, they are far from the crux of the matter.
I would very much like you, Gord Perks, to formerly denounce mayor Rob Ford, and ask for his resignation. If you are able to gain support with other councillors, and denounce the mayor as a group, that would be even better.
Judging from the contents of the ITO (I've only read the first one hundred and fifty pages so far) we will be subject to more unsavoury revelations about our mayor's activities. I do not wish to see Toronto endure more of this.
Thank you for your help,
(Contact info redacted)
PS
If you require any assistance from me regarding this matter, or any further information, don't hesitate to contact me. I am very vocal on the internet with my opinions, and with facts concerning Rob Ford.
PPS
Here in the Caribbean even our bus boy is making crack jokes when we mention Toronto.