Underage and Moving to Toronto for Tattoos

[299 bloor call control.]

Hi. I'm 16. I'm moving to Toronto, will work in TD Place. Need find aplace to live very soon, very close to the subway for under $250 a month with utilities and housemaid. Must be good with oversize reptiles. I also will want fake ID since I will want to go out and party every night before work.. and so I can get tattoos. Can Anybody Help?

...oh and i'm looking for scrap marine parts for the houseboat i'm building for my reptile.

 

[interchange42]

Hey 299, we were looking for your ass at the Kiplington/Isling stations PIC last night, but I suppose you were having some tracks tattooed on it.

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[299 bloor call control.]

hah... yeah i was intending on goin, but i had to work overtime and then had to rush home to feed my cat before he had to start fastin' to have his balls chopped off today.

 

[Hydrogen]

Leading such an active life makes it important not to get your priorities confused. Make sure someone keeps their balls intact.

 

[Zephyr]

 

[Hydrogen]

^Makes sure the right mammal is neutered.