Once upon a time, we had David Crombie, (William) Davis, and Paul Godfrey, at the same time. My mother, not a conservative bless her, nicknamed them "Puddin' Head, Pie Face, and Liver Lips", respectively.
So what lovely little names can you think of in the dreaded but possible scenario of Harper, Hudak, and Ford?
(My mind still boggles at this prospect).