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Voice of London's Tube derailed
Associated Press
November 26, 2007 at 6:43 PM EST
LONDON — The woman behind the gentle, even voice which warns London's subway commuters to “Mind the gap†was fired after posting spoof transit ads on her website and telling a newspaper she thought the transit network was dreadful.
Emma Clarke has been recording messages for London's sprawling subway network, popularly known as the Tube, since 1999. In addition to warning passengers to watch their step in walking between subway cars and the platform, she also reads the trains' stops, tells Londoners how long they have to wait until their next ride, and delivers service updates.
Transport for London, the body responsible for running the subway, said Monday that Ms. Clarke, 36, was fired for telling The Mail on Sunday she avoided using the subway whenever possible.
“The thought of being stuck in the Tube with strangers for minutes on end and having to listen to endless repeated messages of my own voice fills me with horror,†she told the paper.
The paper also featured Ms. Clarke's website, which hosts a series of spoof Tube announcements, including one warning a passenger not to stare at a woman's chest and another telling American tourists, “You are almost certainly talking too loud.â€
Transport for London noted that some of the spoof announcements were quite funny, but spokesman Dan Hodges said Ms. Clarke's attack on the subway itself had crossed the line.
“We wouldn't employ somebody to promote our services who simultaneously criticizes those services,†Hodges said.
Ms. Clarke's voice will continue to fill London's subway cars until a replacement is needed, he said.
http://www.emmaclarke.com/
Voice of London's Tube derailed
Associated Press
November 26, 2007 at 6:43 PM EST
LONDON — The woman behind the gentle, even voice which warns London's subway commuters to “Mind the gap†was fired after posting spoof transit ads on her website and telling a newspaper she thought the transit network was dreadful.
Emma Clarke has been recording messages for London's sprawling subway network, popularly known as the Tube, since 1999. In addition to warning passengers to watch their step in walking between subway cars and the platform, she also reads the trains' stops, tells Londoners how long they have to wait until their next ride, and delivers service updates.
Transport for London, the body responsible for running the subway, said Monday that Ms. Clarke, 36, was fired for telling The Mail on Sunday she avoided using the subway whenever possible.
“The thought of being stuck in the Tube with strangers for minutes on end and having to listen to endless repeated messages of my own voice fills me with horror,†she told the paper.
The paper also featured Ms. Clarke's website, which hosts a series of spoof Tube announcements, including one warning a passenger not to stare at a woman's chest and another telling American tourists, “You are almost certainly talking too loud.â€
Transport for London noted that some of the spoof announcements were quite funny, but spokesman Dan Hodges said Ms. Clarke's attack on the subway itself had crossed the line.
“We wouldn't employ somebody to promote our services who simultaneously criticizes those services,†Hodges said.
Ms. Clarke's voice will continue to fill London's subway cars until a replacement is needed, he said.
http://www.emmaclarke.com/