Urban Shocker
Doyenne
... a joke thread. 
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Urban Shocker
Doyenne
Renee Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender comes over to him and says:
"So what will it be for you then Rene? A scotch?"
To which Descartes says: "Hrm, I think not."
And POOF! ... he disappears.
"So what will it be for you then Rene? A scotch?"
To which Descartes says: "Hrm, I think not."
And POOF! ... he disappears.
unimaginative2
Senior Member
Heh heh. Keep 'em coming!
Urban Shocker
Doyenne
Well, I've done my bit so it's over to the rest of you from now on ...
unimaginative2
Senior Member
I said keep 'em coming. (Scowling menacingly)
adma
Superstar
Q: Who designed the haunted house?
A: Eerie Saarinen!
A: Eerie Saarinen!
scarberiankhatru
Senior Member
Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.
jn_12
Senior Member
What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
"Where'd you get the nice belt?"
"Where'd you get the nice belt?"
CDL.TO
Moderator
The V-joke? A cunning move, Scarberian.
- My dog has no nose.
- How does it smell?
- Terrible!
Tewder
Senior Member
"Sire, Sire the peasants are revolting!!!"...okay you know the rest.
EnviroTO
Senior Member
All Bran Bars taste great.
Prometheus The Supremo
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Venn ist das nurnstuck git und slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!
marcus_a_j
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Good one!
CDL.TO
Moderator
The history of medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "Eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial. Here why don't you eat this root."
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
"In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
"However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "Eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial. Here why don't you eat this root."
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class.
"In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative."
"However," the professor continued, "there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
Immediately, a voice from the back of the room piped up: "Yeah..... right...."
Vaughan.
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