Are you serious? No offense intended but your post is completely out to lunch. It must be noshing on bland bagels in Toronto
Look, Toronto is a nice place but the Big Apple it aint, no matter how touristy and upscale NYC has become. Trust me, the fact that you didn't see cool dudes with mohawks in the Village just means you needed to ditch the Fodors guide and venture beyond places that were 'bohemian' more than 50 years ago...