Urban Shocker
Doyenne
... with Oil of Old Lady.
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Church Street Bars/Clubs/Restos
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AndreaPalladio
Senior Member
Or, in a possible paraphrase of Bu'wheat, old maidy.
L
lawsond
Guest
yes, prostitution is dangerous and nasty too. and has existed since the dawn of time. sex is just nasty. NAS-tay. best to stay out of the dark if you want to stay in the dark.
khris
Senior Member
This is why I didn't say anything else. People make comments like this.
casaguy
Senior Member
I'm with you, phunky... The BJ scenario on the barn deck isn't very much to be proud of... it's just sad and pathetic behaviour for lame and pathetic guys.
JasonParis
Moderator
Which they are entitled to since you made yours in a covert way. Everyone's morality is different, but to suggest that "places like that shouldn't be able to exist" smacks of puritinism and perhaps a not complete understanding of what really does go on there (which is probably far less "interesting" that this one event suggests). Regardless, it's a big city with tastes that vary. As Andrea suggested, onle less club for you to go.
AndreaPalladio
Senior Member
Lame and pathetic guys are the only ones who enjoy blow jobs? Who knew that 99.99% of men (excluding, apparently, Casa and Phunky) are lame and pathetic.
Urban Shocker
Doyenne
Query your stats. Just the thought of it gives some people a very bad taste in the mouth.
AndreaPalladio
Senior Member
Yes, but a smoothie is one of those things that is more blessed to receive than to give. I've never met anyone who didn't like getting one. Until Phunky's and Casa's ex cathedra denunciation of them as sad and pathetic.
Urban Shocker
Doyenne
Just curious - as a good Christian are you also into love-thy-neighbour, and turn-the-other-cheek?
AndreaPalladio
Senior Member
Put another way, if you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with.
Or, in the immortal words of Miss Tina Turner, what's love got to do, got to do with it?
Or, in the immortal words of Miss Tina Turner, what's love got to do, got to do with it?
casaguy
Senior Member
Believe me, (honey, BELIEVE ME) I can get down and dirty with everyone else... It's just the mentality that public BJs from someone you just met in front of complete strangers is something to be celebrated is a bit sad.
Sex is great... just show some class.
Sex is great... just show some class.
AlvinofDiaspar
Moderator
Let's tone down the rhetoric, boys.
Now, some like it public, some like it private (and some like it both ways). Fine, that's the way it's supposed to be. But is there inherit superiority in either form of sex? Uh, no. And given the history of the community, one should be particularly careful with applying the notion of "class" when it comes to sexual activities. The next thing you know, we'll be in the "good gay" vs. "bad gay" debate.
AoD
Now, some like it public, some like it private (and some like it both ways). Fine, that's the way it's supposed to be. But is there inherit superiority in either form of sex? Uh, no. And given the history of the community, one should be particularly careful with applying the notion of "class" when it comes to sexual activities. The next thing you know, we'll be in the "good gay" vs. "bad gay" debate.
AoD
AndreaPalladio
Senior Member
MATRON(Spoken)
The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what
they used to be.
VELMA(Spoken)
They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.
(Singing)
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
MATRON
Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA AND MATRON
Class!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MATRON
Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Passing their gas
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA
Class
VELMA AND MATRON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
MATRON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
All you read about today is rape and theft
MATRON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no class!
MATRON
Every guy is a snot!
VELMA
Every girl is a twat!
MATRON
Holy shit
VELMA
Holy shit
MATRON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA AND MATRON
What became of class?
The whole world's gone low-brow. Thing's ain't what
they used to be.
VELMA(Spoken)
They sure ain't, Mama. They sure ain't it's all gone.
(Singing)
Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics
And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass?
Whatever happened to class?
MATRON
Class.
Whatever happened to, "Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA AND MATRON
Class!
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,
There's only pigs and whores
And even kids'll knock ya down
So's they can pass
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
Whatever happened to old values?
MATRON
And fine morals?
VELMA
And good breeding?
MATRON
Now, no one even says "oops" when they're
Passing their gas
Whatever happened to class?
VELMA
Class
VELMA AND MATRON
Ah, there ain't no gentlemen
That's fit for any use
And any girl'd touch your privates
For a deuce
MATRON
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA
And even kids'll kick your shins and give you sass
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no class!
VELMA
All you read about today is rape and theft
MATRON
Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?
VELMA AND MATRON
Nobody's got no class!
MATRON
Every guy is a snot!
VELMA
Every girl is a twat!
MATRON
Holy shit
VELMA
Holy shit
MATRON
What a shame
VELMA
What a shame
VELMA AND MATRON
What became of class?
toforumer
Active Member
That was my point. I'm the one who witnessed the Blow Job taking place at The Barn. Like it's cool if your horny and want to get it on with someone that you met at the club. Everyone has their own sexual needs that need to be satisfied. But show some class atleast and do it in a private place, not in an open room for every other club goer to see. That's fucking disgusting!! Atleast go to the washroom stall or something...haha
But I must admit, me and my friends had a good laugh over it and will always remember the time we went to the Barn and seen the two dudes blowing each other.