Elaine: Huh. (pause) Oh my god.
Helen: What?
Elaine: A poppy seed! It must have been in the chicken. Oh, I'm dead. I'm going to the doctor's in a half an hour.
Helen: Why?
Elaine: It's a long story.
Helen: Just a second, I have to go to the bathroom.
Elaine: What are you gonna do in there?
Helen: What am I gonna do in the bathroom?
Elaine: You gotta do me a favor.
Helen: Elaine, I really--
Elaine: Hold on a second. Mrs. Seinfeld, I need your sample.
Helen: You want my urine?
Elaine: I need a clean urine sample from a woman.
Helen: I don't know.
Elaine: Oh please, Mrs. Seinfeld, please?
Helen: Well, what am I gonna do it in?
Elaine: Well, one of those glasses.
Helen: Jerry's glasses?
Elaine: Yeah, he won't mind. C'mon, you're his mom.
Helen, Oh, I could uh-- Should I use a coffee cup?
Elaine: Yeah, a coffee cup's fine.
Helen: Or maybe a juice glass.
Elaine: Yes, fine, fine, a juice glass is perfect.
Helen: This one is kind of scratched.
Elaine: It doesn't matter.
Helen: Howbout A milk glass.
Elaine: A milk glass, a juice glass, any glass, just pick a glass.
Helen: Jerry doesn't wash these very well.
Elaine: Mrs. Seinfeld, pick a glass! Pick a glass, Mrs. Seinfeld!