The US economy is so bad that:

[Glen]

The economy is so bad that:

•I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
•I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?â€
•CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
•If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,†you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
•Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
•McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
•Parents in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learnt their children’s names.
•A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
•Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
•The Mafia is laying off judges.
•Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

[Long Island Mike]

Jay Leno: "The Economy's Bad,Kevin!" routine...

Glen: This post reminds me of when Jay Leno would ask Kevin Eubanks about the economy...all you need is the Tonight Show Band doing "Hooray For Hollywood" behind you...that riff was Rodney Dangerfield's theme song I recall...LI MIKE

 

[Second_in_pie]

I lol'd

 

[Brandon716]

The US economy is doing so bad that... I'm looking for work in Buffalo.

No, really!

 

[Second_in_pie]

The US economy is doing so bad that... I'm looking for work in Buffalo.

No, really!

Now that's saying something!

 

[Chinese Jamaican Bloke]

the U.S is dead last in the world in current account balance