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Premier Doug Ford's Ontario

More from the Ford Basement!

"I need to tell you the truth.

It's been years since your voice has been heard.

The elites have abandoned you.

In fact, they never cared in the first place.

It's time for them to go.

I can't do it alone.

I need you to join PC Party right now.

There's no other way to beat the insiders."
 
More from the Ford Basement!

"I need to tell you the truth.

It's been years since your voice has been heard.

The elites have abandoned you.

In fact, they never cared in the first place.

It's time for them to go.

I can't do it alone.

I need you to join PC Party right now.

There's no other way to beat the insiders."

Being on the Doug Ford mailing list is perverse, in a way.
Reading the email with Doug's grating nasal voice resonating in my mind is bearable only with three fingers of scotch.
The crude layout is either a brilliant tactic or an obvious sign of Ford frugalness....
 
Being on the Doug Ford mailing list is perverse, in a way.
Reading the email with Doug's grating nasal voice resonating in my mind is bearable only with three fingers of scotch.
The crude layout is either a brilliant tactic or an obvious sign of Ford frugalness....

The 12:36 newsletter referred to it as "Doug 'Rupi Kaur' Ford"
 
There's a PLAN!!

"Here’s the plan:

1. Get into Queen’s Park and clean up the waste.

2. Give that money back to the taxpayers.

3. Make Ontario the most prosperous province in the country.

That’s it.

The media and PC elites are freaking out. They don’t understand how I can afford to scrap the carbon tax.

They say the province needs the $3 billion it was “supposed” to raise every year.

It’s easy.

The province spends about $141 billion every year.

Are you going to tell me there isn’t at least 2% waste to be found here?

I’m going to clean it up.

I’m going to end sole-sourced contracts.

I’m going to end all the political corruption and waste.

There’s going to be a great big sign over Ontario that says: ‘OPEN FOR BUSINESS.’

I’m going to bring back the good jobs we’ve lost over 15 years of Liberal mismanagement.

But I can only do it with your help."
 
There's a PLAN!!

"Here’s the plan:

1. Get into Queen’s Park and clean up the waste.

2. Give that money back to the taxpayers.

3. Make Ontario the most prosperous province in the country.


I’m going to end all the political corruption and waste.

There’s going to be a great big sign over Ontario that says: ‘OPEN FOR BUSINESS.’

I’m going to bring back the good jobs we’ve lost over 15 years of Liberal mismanagement.
"

First of all, I would argue that paying this man a public salary would be a waste. So maybe he can start there.

Ontario is already, arguably, the most prosperous province in the country.
Ontario is already open for business. We don't need a sign for that. (My sign will be huuuge. It will be the best sign.)
 

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