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Are you suffering from "Calgaria"?

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Are you suffering from "Calgaria"?

calgaria.ca

Calgaria (Cal-gu-ree-uh)


An affliction that affects 4 out of 5 Nova Scotians living away from home in Calgary. Symptoms include loss of balance, blurry vision and separation anxiety. Sufferers may show signs of acceptance of high costs in Calgary, lack of awareness of new opportunities to have a better life back home in Nova Scotia, and occasional upset stomach.
 
At least it's better than those dirty sanchez ads:

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I have seen these ads all over the downtown, they're kinda lame, the Calgary Herald had an article about them a few weeks back, I'll try to post is if I can find it...
 

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