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2006 "Predict the Year" Award Ceremony

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Archivistower

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2006 "Predict the Year" Award Ceremony

Welcome to the first ever UrbanToronto "Predict the Year" awards [Applause]. Tonight's event is hosted by the famous indexer and photographer, responsible for the fabulous TOBuilt website, and to be featured this weekend on Dave LeBlanc's show on CFRB: Archivistower. [Applause lasting several minutes].

"Thank you so much. It means a great deal to me to be here this evening with all of you people. What a great looking crowd! Well, when we look back on the year that was, who could have predicted it? Well, of course, in many of its essentials, many of you did predict it quite well, and tonight we'll see just who knew the most, earliest.

Before we start the rankings, we'll just remind our viewers of the inital questions opened to UrbanToronto participants on January 5, 2006, and responded to until the thread died two days later.

[Bring up interesting sequential graphics with coordinated music, showing the five questions]

Our categories are:

1) Project you might thing would start construction in 2006, but which never gets underway.
2) Project that surprisingly begins construction prematurely in 2006, when you thought it would take longer.
3) Biggest completely new announced building (where? what?).
4) Best completed building of the year.
5) Biggest transportation announcement of the year.

The "Predict the Year" awards are graded as follows: every one of the five answers gets a value assigned of “1†if it panned out, and a “0†if it did not. This score was then multiplied by the chutzpa factor, which is the daringness of the prediction. Chutzpas can be from 1 to 3. In the event of a tie, our panel of judge has assigned one or the other in order, based on the overall tenor of the answers.

Now it's time to reveal the results of our ranking. Tonight we've decided to rank all nine competitors, and we're going to start at the bottom of the pile, and work our way towards the winner.

9th Place: Papamanjr (1 point)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Trump never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Festival tower starts prematurely = 0
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is 58 Storey Tower for Toronto Star on Torch Site = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is RoCP = 0
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is something about Gardiner = 0

We very much appreciated the idea and precision of a 58 storey tower where the Torch now sits, unfortunately, however, the Torch remains in place, dirtier and abandoned, but still present. Still, well done Papamanjr! [Applause]

8th Place: Antiloop33rpm (2 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Trump never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Sapphire starts prematurely = 0
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is 80 Storey at Union Station tracks = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is Spire = 0
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is "nothing" = 1 X 1 = 1

Again, a daring new announcement prediction, but how surprising is it, really that a truncated Sapphire remains a crayon drawing in December? Still, a good effort Antiloop. [Applause].

7th Place: EnviroTO (3 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Film Festival never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Cadillac Fairview Tower starts prematurely = 1 X 2 = 2
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is a building in Fort York Neighbourhood = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is Montage = 0
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is Fort York right of way = 0

Predicting what has become the RBC centre was fairly daring, but indicating the Montage will complete when it's still a couple of vertical strips of concrete seems an easy way to lose a point. Still, thanks for the effort Enviro! [Applause]

6th Place: building babel (4 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Festival Centre never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Ritz Hotel starts prematurely = 1 X 2 = 2
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is AquariOntario = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is Four Seasons Centre = 1
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is five new express routes from Scarborough = 0

The judge really appreciated the humour of the transportation announcement, and the daringness of the Ritz announcement, but it wasn't quite enough to put this contender over the top. He also lost a few points for his blatent theft of the aquarium concept. Still, good try babel [Applause].

5th Place: fiendishlibrarian (4 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Trump never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Ritz/Cadillac Fairview starts prematurely = 1 X 2 = 2
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is a new law school at U of T = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is RoCP = 0
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is funding for Spadina = 1 X 1 = 1

fiendish's replies were generally accurate, and strangely, it was the miscue of predicting that RoCP would be the best completed that put him into the middle of the pack, rather than out front. Good prediction skills, fiendish, but buy yourself some taste for 2007! [Applause].

4th Place: interchange42 (4 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Uptown condo never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Festival Centre starts prematurely = 0
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is Ontaraquario = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is Gardiner Museum = 2
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is GTTA with teeth = 1 X 1 = 1

interchange's middle of the pack ranking probably reflects his pecuniary and cultural interest in the Festival Centre, that so many accurately predicted would not start in this year. Better luck for 2007! [Applause]

3rd Place: mark simpson (5 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Trump never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp West Donlands starts prematurely = 1 X 2 = 2
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is 3 Towers beside bus station = 0
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is Hudson = 1
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is re-start of St. Clair ROW = 1 X 1 = 1

I think our panel was a bit surprised by this entry, we would have though mark was a contender for a first place finish, and yet the bus station parking lot sits empty still. Better luck next year, mark. [Applause].

2nd Place: CanadianNational (5 points)
1. Union station platform gets underway = 1 X 2 = 2
2. Ritz-Carlton + Office starts prematurely = 1 X 2 = 2
3. Biggest announcement is 3 Towers between ACC / SkyDome = 0
4. Best completed is Pharmacy = 1
5. Replacement of Gardiner = 0

What's interesting about CN's responses is that he got two fairly difficult predictions quite well, then went on to suggest a decision would actually be made about the Gardiner. Tough luck, CN, but close you were. [Applause].

And finally, the 2006 Winner of the UrbanToronto Predict the Year Award is none other than:

WINNER: gbelan (8 points)
1.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Festival Centre never gets underway = 1 X 1 = 1
2.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp ba office tower starts prematurely = 1 X 3 = 3
3.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Biggest announcement is tall building at Yonge + Gerrard = 1 X 3 = 3
4.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Best completed is Spire = 0
5.&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp Transportation announcement is subway extension to York = 1 X 1 = 1

gbelan was both brave and specific in his predictions, and came closest to the central event of the year, which was the sudden rise of Toronto's office market this year. However, it is his uncannily accurate foretelling of the 75 storey RoCP3, that gave him the Chutzpas that put him well out of the pack of competitors. Congratulations, gbelan. [Big Applause].

We'd like to thank our MC and panel of judge, Archivistower. We'll see you next year.
 
Dammit, I missed the show!

Will it be available on DVD just in time for Christmas?
 
Who cares about the awards, what were they wearing?

I wore Louis Vachon... on my fingers and a little on my face. Gotta love chocolate sponge cake.
 
I don't "do" award shows. The last one I went to, I had a Tara Reid moment, and well, let's not go there...
 
:D
speech!

i would like to thank everyone in the forum(it was a pleasure to beat you )i would like to thank mr .ed 007 for his great job
as head honcho,mr archivis for presenting with this honour(though i think spire desevers 1 point),and my computer who was very much a part of this .brace yourselves as i will take no prisoners and make it two in a row !

btw where is the after party and will paris hilton be there?
 
I sensed that this award thing was coming up. I just knew it was going to happen ...

So, last week, I invited Archivistower to my home. I plied him with fine wine until he was a bit light headed and his defences were down.

Then I moved in for the kill: I gave him Polish tongue!

And he still kept me in 6th place!

Age and guile invariably win, but not this time.

Damn that Archivistower! He is a man ( I can barely spit the words out ) ... of ... integrity ... and completely ( grrrr ) ... beyond ... reproach.


Grrrrr ....>:

Still, at least I beat Antilope33.

But I don't see why I should be in 6th place since I got the same number of points as interchange and fiendish, who were 4th and 5th. I think a recount is in order.
 
Also, I'm quite elderly and terribly infirm now and I don't think all this "level playing field" nonsense should apply to me. Can't I have a special prize or something?
 
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I've come this far in life and I don't know what Geritol is supposed to do.

Can you tell me adma?
 

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