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  1. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    The for sale sign is just a ploy to get people to come visit the mall again. Don't be fooled, people. In other news, I've also heard the Woodbine Centre now doesn't feature air conditioning. It's little things like these that add a spice of life to a valued customer's shopping experience.
  2. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Plot twist: Mr. Hinn has the highest bid so far. Smithers, release the liquidated hounds.
  3. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Childhood Fantasy Passing by a memory. I heard your distant call. Put for sale and all to see. The writing on the wall. You lived your life on borrowed time and long outstayed your due. Holding on these thoughts of mine. My heart still beats for you. Your empty stores and entrance ways befell...
  4. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    The best way to show off a dying mall to prospective buyers is to keep it on life support. Hudson Bay: but our lease expired 3 years--- Woodbine: YOUR LEASE EXPIRES WHEN I SAY IT EXPIRES!
  5. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Kade, you haven't been yourself for some time now. None of this real. None of it. It may be scary at first, but Kade ...you've been in a coma for the past 16 years. The Woodbine Centre no longer exists. None of this is real. It's time to wake up. Wake up and let us go, Kade. Let us...
  6. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    As much as I love circuses, it really can't compete against the haunted house that is the Woodbine Centre. Empty hallways. Ancient architecture. An uneasy feeling lofting through the air. The ghosts of former stores forever imprinted into the minds of those that visited it. And us, the...
  7. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Now is the time to message the receivership and try to strike a deal privately. Get Sunpact Holding's contact info and make an offer With all due respect, while the benches are a feasible and sentimental idea, to me, they be small potatoes. What I want is something bigger. I want the Loof...
  8. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Upon further research, it seems the Fair has it's own website, too. Two seconds into visiting the site and I was greeted with the following prompt. Yep, that definitely sounds the Fantasy Fair, alright. Insider info states that many stores have been waiting for their leases to expire before...
  9. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    From my recollection, Amazon lobbied to purchase/redevelop the Woodbine into one of it's Fulfillment Centre's (despite already owning a supposed location nearby). Then the pandemic hit, and (as the story goes) Amazon backed out; along with downsizing plans for other locations across the...
  10. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Welcome to the Condos, we got fun and games. We got everything you want, the Woodbine was it's name.
  11. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    On a quiet Monday afternoon, I sauntered my way into the Woodbine Centre. *holds for applause & gasps from Urban Toronto readers* After that minor kerfuffle with the Toronto Fire Safety ward, Shop-A-Lot has re-opened ...with a vengeance. Get ready for fun in the sun with these new pool...
  12. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    I offend myself just walking into the Woodbine Centre these days.
  13. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Legend has it that The Bay was built on a Native Indian burial ground. A once sacred land that was inhabited by the Kahlou'S'auw't Kehihnge descendants. A lineage that can be traced back several generations through the extensive findings of local historian Jonathan Julias "JJ" Muggs. As a common...
  14. J-M-Z

    Rexdale

    'Development Potential', in my view, is a nice way of saying "this location would make for a pretty nice condo".
  15. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Funny enough, I do narrate a series of ghost stories. Leave a like if you'd to see an episode on the 'haunted' Woodbine Centre.
  16. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    That's the business equivalent of using your neighbour's front yards for a garage sale that's never going to happen.
  17. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    I would love to share my recent findings with the Urban Toronto mothership, but I was forced to sign an NDA after the security recognized me from my last Woodbine photoshoot.
  18. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Yes, holding them down and preventing them from escaping.
  19. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    The creditors went to seize the property, propose punitive damages on the owner, then saw how the mall looked and said "nah, bro. You've suffered enough, lol".
  20. J-M-Z

    Woodbine Centre

    Yes, hello there, hello. I am the owner of the Woodbine Centre; voted #837 on Closeout King's 'Best malls to visit in the GTA list', three years running. As a trusted business owner and accomplished entrepreneur in the retail sector, I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for continuing...

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