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I got an e-mail from Doug this evening. You'll never guess what it's about.

Doug posted for smiling, thumbs-up selfies steps away from the casket as Rob lay in state. That's the honour guard standing at the right.

I'm surprised his wife didn't join him. I've heard she hasn't been to confession in quite some time.

Geesh! Could there be more Fords in that photo? . . . Hold on. Where's the Widow Ford? Where's Dougie?

Why is it, whenever I start to write about Doug Ford, I invariably type "Dough?" Does anyone else have this problem?

Just when we thought this thread was over . . .

6. Or like that time when his brother bought all those candy eggs and wasn't allowed to march in the Easter Parade, Doug is sitting on a shitload of burgers and only now remembered to send out the invitations to Frod Fest.

— Four years on and Mister Tory couldn't even get the Scarborough subway running. A one-stop extension? What a joke! — Smart Track? Give me a break. — And guess what, he raised your taxes, and the only train I'm-Sorry-John-Tory got running again was the Gravy Train. I can't stand DoFo, and...

So, when you can't find anyone who'll defend you against a possible impeachment, why not get the guy who handled your last divorce? https://www.yahoo.com/news/four-top-law-firms-turned-requests-represent-trump-122423972.html Or maybe . . . Hotmail Lawyer!

I just want to park "At least Rob Ford was a drug addict." Because that's something I'm sure I'm going to use somewhere down the line. #resist

One billion copies! A best seller. Believe me.

So, whatever happened to Doug's promised cross-Canada book tour?

Nice to see that Daniel was also listening to "the chatter."

So far, the first anniversary of Rob's funeral appears to be passing by without a peep. So many memories. My favourite? Coffin selfies!

RoFo tried to defund the High Park Zoo, so fuck that!

She wasn't enthusing, she was tripping balls!

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In an effort to save the taxpayers money, I propose we simply rededicate a portion of the equestrian statue in Queen's Park. It's what Rob would've wanted.

Miller's self-injection into the interminable subway debate has my spidey-sense tingling. I can imagine him saying, "Sorry about the garbage strike, folks; but it's been eight years now. Are you ready to come back to your senses?"

Actor Pat Thornton plays Tom Hogg, described in a synopsis of the film as “a drug-addicted mayor fighting for re-election.” The synopsis adds that after he’s caught on tape smoking crack, “he’ll do almost anything to keep it out of the wrong hands.” Does this make a documentary, or just a mere...